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Osama Jokes

Q. Why doesn't Osama bin Laden have sex with his five wives?

A. Because every time he spreads their legs he sees Bush.


Q. Osama bin Laden and one of his followers were riding on a camel when they stopped at a small town. Bin Laden gets off the camel and lifts up its tail and looks at the camel's butt, just then a guy comes over and says, "What are you doing?"

A. Osama replies, "About 2 miles back I heard someone say, 'Hey, look at the two assholes on that camel.'"


Q. How does Osama bin Laden practice safe sex?

A. He marks the camels that kick.


Q. Did you know they are taking out all the K-Marts in Afghanistan?

A. They are putting in TARGETS!!!


Hahahaha.... well hopefully you guys enjoyed them!!!!!

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volcom strider
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1st n 2nd funny.
3rd i dont get
4th is lame.

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hahah, hilarious

I ENJOYED IT

quote:
Q. Why doesn't Osama bin Laden have sex with his five wives?

A. Because every time he spreads their legs he sees Bush.


Q. Osama bin Laden and one of his followers were riding on a camel when they stopped at a small town. Bin Laden gets off the camel and lifts up its tail and looks at the camel's butt, just then a guy comes over and says, "What are you doing?"

A. Osama replies, "About 2 miles back I heard someone say, 'Hey, look at the two assholes on that camel.'"


those two are the best

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quote:
Originally posted by volcom strider

3rd i dont get




What it's tryin' to say is that, he has sex with the camels and he marks the ones that kick... get it now??? :thumbup:

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TAIgrr
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Oo... i get the 3rd one now, thanks
but now that i get it
i think its lame :huh:

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lol....

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quote:
Originally posted by volcom strider
1st n 2nd funny.
3rd i dont get
4th is lame.



i agree

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the first 3 r funny but the last one is just corny

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lol the 1st one is the funniest

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