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Posted by Buttercup_Babe on 05-01-2002 05:41 PM:

Osama Jokes

Q. Why doesn't Osama bin Laden have sex with his five wives?

A. Because every time he spreads their legs he sees Bush.


Q. Osama bin Laden and one of his followers were riding on a camel when they stopped at a small town. Bin Laden gets off the camel and lifts up its tail and looks at the camel's butt, just then a guy comes over and says, "What are you doing?"

A. Osama replies, "About 2 miles back I heard someone say, 'Hey, look at the two assholes on that camel.'"


Q. How does Osama bin Laden practice safe sex?

A. He marks the camels that kick.


Q. Did you know they are taking out all the K-Marts in Afghanistan?

A. They are putting in TARGETS!!!


Hahahaha.... well hopefully you guys enjoyed them!!!!!

Posted by volcom strider on 05-01-2002 05:44 PM:

1st n 2nd funny.
3rd i dont get
4th is lame.

Posted by TAIgrr on 05-01-2002 05:46 PM:

hahah, hilarious

I ENJOYED IT

quote:
Q. Why doesn't Osama bin Laden have sex with his five wives?

A. Because every time he spreads their legs he sees Bush.


Q. Osama bin Laden and one of his followers were riding on a camel when they stopped at a small town. Bin Laden gets off the camel and lifts up its tail and looks at the camel's butt, just then a guy comes over and says, "What are you doing?"

A. Osama replies, "About 2 miles back I heard someone say, 'Hey, look at the two assholes on that camel.'"


those two are the best

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Posted by Buttercup_Babe on 05-01-2002 05:55 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by volcom strider

3rd i dont get



What it's tryin' to say is that, he has sex with the camels and he marks the ones that kick... get it now??? :thumbup:

Posted by TAIgrr on 05-01-2002 05:59 PM:

Oo... i get the 3rd one now, thanks
but now that i get it
i think its lame :huh:

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Posted by xenno on 05-07-2002 03:48 PM:

lol....

Posted by kRypTic_nABi on 05-07-2002 03:52 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by volcom strider
1st n 2nd funny.
3rd i dont get
4th is lame.


i agree

Posted by aznkid1008 on 05-13-2002 03:04 PM:

the first 3 r funny but the last one is just corny

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Posted by krnxswat on 05-13-2002 05:53 PM:

lol the 1st one is the funniest

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