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TyGer STyLe
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double martini

a buisnessman walks into a bar and orders a double martini. He quickly drains it and peeks into his shirt pocket, and orders his second martini. He finishes his second and looks into his pocket again and order's his third. The bartender a bit curious, shrugs it off and serves him another drink. The man finishes quickly again and once again peeks into his shirt. this time the bartender can't help but ask.

"look buddy, i can server you martini's all night, but yah gotta tell me why you keep looking into your shirt before you ask for another refill"

the man replys "im peeking at a photo of my wife. when she starts to look good i know its time to go home."

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08-06-2002 07:59 AM

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tea
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haha i heard htis before

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dat was betta dan da other one at least..
ha.. ha,, :satisfy:

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puhahaha thats sadd.~

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haha that was funny

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LOL

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I know another like this

so, you know, there's this guy who walks into a bar and sits

"hey, gimme two martinis"

the barman gives him two martinis, this guy drinks the first one and then drops the other in his pocket

the barman is surprised: there is no sign of the shirt getting wet

then this guy asks for two more martinis, and repeats the process: one for him, one for his pocket

and so the night goes, the guy gets drunk, and the barman can't help it and asks him

"excuse me sir, why do you always drop a martini in your pocket??"

"hey!!! iz none of yer business >hic< so yoo just fook off"

and a little mouse shows from his pocket

"and if yoo have a cat >hic< tell him to fook off, too"

okay, I know this is stupid but I couldn't figure it out in english