Jusunlee.com Forums (https://www.jusunlee.com/forums/index.php)
- Jokes and Humor (https://www.jusunlee.com/forums/forumdisplay.php?forumid=31)
-- double martini (https://www.jusunlee.com/forums/showthread.php?threadid=3808)

double martini

a buisnessman walks into a bar and orders a double martini. He quickly drains it and peeks into his shirt pocket, and orders his second martini. He finishes his second and looks into his pocket again and order's his third. The bartender a bit curious, shrugs it off and serves him another drink. The man finishes quickly again and once again peeks into his shirt. this time the bartender can't help but ask.

"look buddy, i can server you martini's all night, but yah gotta tell me why you keep looking into your shirt before you ask for another refill"

the man replys "im peeking at a photo of my wife. when she starts to look good i know its time to go home."

__________________
Enter My Head!

haha i heard htis before

__________________
my.space

dat was betta dan da other one at least..
ha.. ha,, :satisfy:

__________________
hello..people :thumbup:
hab a nice day

aim: krNx kiD xP

puhahaha thats sadd.~

haha that was funny

__________________
Website: http://www.demeant0r.com
Contacts: email: davidyip@oceanfree.net

LOL

I know another like this

so, you know, there's this guy who walks into a bar and sits

"hey, gimme two martinis"

the barman gives him two martinis, this guy drinks the first one and then drops the other in his pocket

the barman is surprised: there is no sign of the shirt getting wet

then this guy asks for two more martinis, and repeats the process: one for him, one for his pocket

and so the night goes, the guy gets drunk, and the barman can't help it and asks him

"excuse me sir, why do you always drop a martini in your pocket??"

"hey!!! iz none of yer business >hic< so yoo just fook off"

and a little mouse shows from his pocket

"and if yoo have a cat >hic< tell him to fook off, too"



okay, I know this is stupid but I couldn't figure it out in english

__________________
psalm 38:6

oh my.... haha~

__________________

click^ leave a msg in my chatter box!

team3 biotch! its da group blog

lol hah, nice joke

haha the second was funny too

__________________
Website: http://www.demeant0r.com
Contacts: email: davidyip@oceanfree.net

ahaaha this is funny but i don't get the second one

__________________