A young boy is sitting at home doing his homework, when a question arises that he can't answer, so he asks his father who is sitting nearby. "Dad, what's the difference between Theory and Reality?". Dad thinks for a moment then says, "Well here's an example, go ask your mom if she would screw the neighbor for a million bucks."

"But I'll get in trouble, Dad" the boy says.

"No, no it'll be alright just ask her."

So he does and mom gets flustered and says, "How dare you say something like that" and it dawns on her so she says right after, "But for a million dollars, Hell yes I would".

So he reports back to Dad and he says "OK, now go ask your sister the same question."

"But Dad she's gonna get mad."

"Don't worry, I'll cover you it will be alright, just ask her." replied the Dad.

So he does, sister reacts same as mother but in the end she says, "Of course I would for a million bucks!"

So once again the boy reports back to dad and he says, "Well, there you have the answer son. Theoretically speaking, you and I are millionares but in Reality, we're just living with a couple of whores!"

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hahahahahaha

already knew this one but it's still very funny

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hahaha those whores

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lol! that was pretty funny

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