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at a forensics/debate tournament at mackinac island, I was going back to my room with my friends (3 other debaters) when I noticed the door to the room next door (which was inhabited by 5 stupid forensic kids from our school)was unlocked. I’m not much of a gambling man, but this was a risk that neither I nor the rest of the group could resist. We went in discreetly, and we turned up the thermostat, spread magazine pages, toilet paper, and tasteless cologne all over the room, and ransacked the rest of the toilet paper and soaked the last roll in water so that when they used it they’d get a nice, cold surprise. They had two cots and we didn't have any, so 2 guys slept on the floor, so we moved the two cots back to our room, and now we all had beds to sleep on.
After approximately half of an hour, the fools returned to their room, and were thoroughly shocked. More forensics kids came and were shocked and wondered who could do such a thing. Meanwhile in our room, we kicked back and were laughing our heads off, amazed at their stupidity and gullibility. One of the kids from the room came to our place later, and had told us what had happened, we feigned paying attention and being shocked, but we figured we could have some fun with this kid, who was by far the most gullible of the group. We told him that we were really lucky to finally get cots for our room, and he remarked how cool that was, and how they had lost two cots. The kid just couldn’t make the connection. The funny thing was they knew we didn’t have cots, and that since there were five students in their room, they would receive cots. However, the best moment, by far, was when we called them at two in the morning saying
"thanks for the cots, BIOTCH!!!!",
and then hung up.
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09-22-2002 04:21 PM
