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Chinesegrl
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first time

lolz read it and see what you think what it is lol its funny ^^

It's your first time. As you lie back your muscle tighten. You put him off for a while searching for an excuse, but he refuses to be swayed as he approaches you. He asks if you're afraid and you shake your head bravely. He has had more experience, but it's the first time his finger has found the right place. He probes deeply and you shiver, your body tenses, but he's gentle like he promised he'd be. He looks deeply within your eyes and tells you to trust him - He's dones this many times before. His cool smile relaxes you, and you open wider to give him ore room for easy entrance. You begin to plead and beg him to hurry, but he slowly takes his time wanting to cause you as little pain as possible. As he presses closer, going deeper, you fell the tissue give way, pain surges throughout your body and you fell the slight trickle of blood as he continues. He looks at you concerned and asks you if its too painful.Your eyes filled with tears but you shake your head and nod for him to go on. He begins goin in and out with skill but you are now too numb to fell him within you. After a few moments, you fell something bursting within you and he pulls it out of you, you lay panting, glad to have it over. He looks at you smiling warmly, tells you with a chuckle, that you have been his most stubborn yet most rewarding experience. You smile and thank your dentist. After all it was your first time to have a tooth pulled.

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kiggaplease
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oooh, DIRTAY!

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hahahaa

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hahahaha oh shit!!! hahah nice jenny

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oooh, DIRTAY!

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hahaha i read it b4 but i still read it .. im weird lol .. pretty funny stuff haha

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lol, i saw this a few years ago and i was frowarding it to all my friends in my address book, and i forgot, i had the pastor's daughter on my list, and she was like and was like "gina, i didn't know you were into that stuff".... i was so embarrassed

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niggoreanboi
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i rem this lol dirty

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kiggaplease
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quote:
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lol, i saw this a few years ago and i was frowarding it to all my friends in my address book, and i forgot, i had the pastor's daughter on my list, and she was like and was like "gina, i didn't know you were into that stuff".... i was so embarrassed


haha Gina, you horndog

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J-DraGoNz
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awww i guessed wrong...i thought the lady was pregnant and the guy was delivering her baby

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hahahah nice one Jenny heh heh

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awww i guessed wrong...i thought the lady was pregnant and the guy was delivering her baby


yea me too

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