There is this kid, and he goes up to his dad saying "Dad, guess what? I had sex for the first time today!"

The dad smiles at his son proudly and replies "Really? Thats great! You have now become a man." "I'm gonna buy you a new bike to celebrate"

So the son and his dad walk to a near by bike shop and buy the best, most expensive bike there is. The dad and son are now walking home with the bike, and the dad says "Aren't you going to ride the bike home?"

And the son replies "No...my ass still hurts"

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hahahahha

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hahahaha i don usually post a reply... but... puahahahah

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hahahahahahahha lol!!!! ive heard this before

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hahahah
sick

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hahahah
sick

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haha nasty

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umm why would the father buy him a bike for having sex? that's a pretty lenient father lol
but yeah, other than that, funny joke

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lahlz

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haha, that's hell of funny. btw, wut kind of father gives his son a new bike because he loses his virginity?? hehe

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bwahahaha omg datz just wrong

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puahahahahahaha

..yea pretty nasty

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