1. When I go in I might cause pain. I cause you to spit and ask you not to swallow. I can fill your hole. What am I?

a dentist

2. A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has me first. What am I?

a wedding ring

3. I'm spread before I'm eaten. Your tongue gets me off. People sometimes like to lick my nuts. What am I?

peanut butter

4. I go in hard. I come out soft. You blow me hard . What am I?

chewing gum

5. All day long it's in and out. I discharge loads from my shaft. Both men and women go down on me. What am I?

an elevator

6. I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When You blow me you feel good. What am I?

a nose

7. If I miss, I hit your bush. It's my job to stuff your box. When I come, it's news. What am I?

a newspaper boy

8. I offer protection. I get the finger ten times. You use your fingers to get me off. What am I?

a glove

9. I assist an erection. Sometimes big balls hang from me. I'm called a big swinger. What am I?

a crane

10. I'm at least 6 inches long. I leave foamy lubrication when engaged in my job. What am I?

a toothbrush

JUST WAT WERE U THINKING??? lolz

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HAHAHAHAHAHAAHA i think i do have a dirty mind

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well the words u used are supposed to make u think u do.

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hahah good one

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hahahahaha that was funny

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ummm...yea thats wut i was thinkin! haha

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that was funni~! and yes i do have a nasty mind!!

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hahaha

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uh-oh. i'm caught. =]

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