there was this beautiful blonde girl who had an emergency and had to contact her parents at the other end of the world. it was very costly and she couldn`t afford it. she decided to reason with the man. she begged and begged. the man finally gave up and told her to follow him. the girl promises to do anything for him. they go into a room and he locks the door. he opens his zipper and takes out his you-know-what. and he said "okay, now." and the girl curiously peered at him and took a hesitantly step. she puts her mouth very close to it and whispers.."..mom?"

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XD I think I heard of this one before.

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What man?

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