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You Might Be Married To A Korean If...
is this true?
-You own two refrigerators, and one is just used for storing Kimchee.
-She gets upset if you refer to the above as the Kimchee Box.
-She gets upset if you put anything other than Kimchee in the Kimchee Box.
-She lacks common sense, or for the politically correct: Faulty Logic.
-You have more than one type of Kimchee.
-She assures you that the meat bought in the open market is better, even if it still has the AAFES tag on it.
-Believes that any product bought in the open market is better, even if it still has the AAFES tag on it.
-She has 101 uses for Soju.
-She uses Soju as a cleaning product.
-She uses Soju for medical purposes. (Disinfectant.)
-She will go to an American restaurant to eat Korean Food and insists that it tastes better than served in a Korean restaurant.
-She believes wearing platform shoes is sexy.
-She wears a mini skirt in the winter, then complains that it is cold.
-The main ingredient in the food you eat at home is garlic.
-She eats non-Korean food with Kimchee.
-She won't eat spoiled food, but does not have a problem with Kimchee.
-You own a dining room table that is less than 1 foot high.
-You own more chopsticks than you do forks and spoons.
-She doesn't drink tap water until after it's been boiled, but she'll make ice with it.
-She thinks fish head soup is a delicacy.
-You can not watch TV on Mondays because the puzzle show is on.
-You can not watch TV on Sunday because Super Sunday is on.
-You don't rent videos unless they are subtitled.
-A meal is not complete without Kimchee.
-She won't eat American food unless served with a side of Kimchee.
-She believes that the floor is more comfortable to sleep on than the bed.
-You have an electric blanket on 356 days a year.
-You turn on a fan in the summer but still have the electric blanket on.
-You burn your butt sitting on the floor.
-You believe that controlled drugs can be bought over the counter.
-You go to the pharmacy to buy an IV.
-You do not own any chairs in your house.
-You refuse to own any Japanese products in your house.
-The only thing she knows how to do on your computer is play solitaire.
-Everyone she introduces you to is either a brother or a sister.
-Her immediate family moves into your house permanently.
-Everything in your house either has the logo Samsung or LG.
-She can't buy clothes unless they have a logo on them.
-She owns a beeper/pager that has a gold chain attached to it.
-She gets mad when you flush toilet paper down the toilet.
-She won't buy clothes from a store that is going out of business because she believes there is something wrong with the clothes.
-She believes that 1000 Won is enough money for lunch.
-She believes going out to dinner is going down the street to the Soju tent.
-You eat Ramen and kimchee for breakfast.
-You go to the open market to buy one thing and leave with both arms full.
-You own more than one type of Ramen in your house.
-She believes that Ramen, Rice, Soju, and Kimchee are the 4 basic food groups.
-You answer the phone in your house with "YOBO-SAY-O."
-You heat a dried squid over an open flame.
-You eat dried squid with mayonnaise.
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08-27-2002 01:47 AM
