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Originally posted by Alchemist
Ah my mom was just yelling at me about college and stuff. She wants me to pick a major now, I'm a senior in high school, and it should be in the medical field.
I wanted to take liberal arts and choose a major in a subject area that I’m good at and have an interest in, perhaps attend a job fair.
My mom told me to go into the medical field so after college I could get a job right away, she pretty much said the most important thing is to get a job and that it would be possible to get one right away in the medical field.
She also said she wants me to pick something I like.
So I have to pick something I like but have it limited to the medical field and apparently I’ll have no idea what the job will be like until I finish college, um, yeah.
Tell her you're going to go into comedy. You should do a one-man show or something, it'd be awesome.
Of course, I'd be the only one who gets all the jokes, but it'd still be awesome.
Oh and next time your mom says something like that, just wave a shiny object in her face and/or jingle your keys. That'll shut her up. Women are easily distracted like that.
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I was going to write about how I was going to take away women's right to vote, but that one is pretty obvious since nobody wants women to vote, except for women, and they don't count.
I love Maddox.
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04-28-2004 01:49 AM
