It's been known for years that sex is good
exercise, but until recently nobody had made a
scientific study of the caloric expenditure of
different sexual activities. Now, for the first
time in the Western World, here are the true
caloric benefits of sex.

REMOVING HER CLOTHES:
With consent.................12 Calories
Without consent.............187 Calories

OPENING HER BRA:
With both hands..............8 Calories
With one hand...............12 Calories
With your teeth.............85 Calories

PUTTING ON A CONDOM:
With an erection.................6 Calories
Without an erection............315 Calories

PRELIMINARIES:
Trying to find the clitoris......8 Calories
Trying to find the G-Spot........92 Calories

POSITIONS:

Missionary.......................12 Calories
69 lying down................. 78 Calories
69 standing up..................112 Calories
Wheelbarrow.....................216 Calories
Doggy Style.................... 326 Calories
Italian Chandelier............. 912 Calories

ORGASM:
Real............................112 Calories
False...........................315 Calories

POST ORGASM:
Lying in bed hugging............ 18 Calories
Getting up immediately.......... 36 Calories
Explaining why you got out of bed
immediately.....816 Calories

GETTING A SECOND ERECTION:
If you are:
20-29 years old................... 36 Calories
30-39 years........................80 Calories
40-49 years...................... 124 Calories
50-59 years.......................972 Calories
60-69 years......................2916 Calories
70 and over.......................Death


LOL!

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hahahaha

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haha .. hmm .. whats the italian chandelier??

and 69 standing up?? man .. i feel retarted as hell, lol, explain please

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Originally posted by MasWusHot
haha .. hmm .. whats the italian chandelier??

and 69 standing up?? man .. i feel retarted as hell, lol, explain please

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the guy is laying down(facing up) woman gets on top of him (facing up) and they do it like that, that is the italian chandelier

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haha me and my bf saw that site with those wodden manicans, we have them in art class, neways..why is that the italian chendelier? haha and what about standing up 69..im curious..sounds difficult haha

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haha me and my bf saw that site with those wodden manicans, we have them in art class, neways..why is that the italian chendelier? haha and what about standing up 69..im curious..sounds difficult haha

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duno maybe itialian's chendelier looks like that ? LOL

standing up 69? hold girl upside down she sucks you eat ? LOL

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