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saranghae
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learn chinese in 3 minutes

English: He's cleaning his automobile
Chinese: Wa Shing Ka

English: This is a tow away zone
Chinese: No Pah King

English: Is there a fugitive here?
Chinese: Hu Yu Hai Ding?

English: Small Horse
Chinese: Tai Ni Po Ni

English: Did you go to the beach?
Chinese: Wai Yu So Tan?

English: It's very dark in here
Chinese: Wai So Dim?

English: Has your flight been delayed?
Chinese: Hao Long Wei Ting?

English: I thought you were on a diet?
Chinese: Wai Yu Mun Ching?

English: Your body odor is offensive
Chinese: Yu Stin Ki Pu

English: You know lyrics to the Macarena?
Chinese: Wai Yu Sing Dum Song?

English: I got this for free
Chinese: Ai No Pei

English: Phew! Does this bathroom stink!
Chinese: Hu Flung Dung?

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RACISTTT

im offended


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tea
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*sigh*

what sound did the bread make when it hit the wall..bahn -_-;;

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saranghae
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aww... i'm sorrie... didn't mean to... but i found it on a site and thought it was interesting.

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quote:
Originally posted by saranghae
aww... i'm sorrie... didn't mean to... but i found it on a site and thought it was interesting.


interesting?

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saranghae
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are those really chinese words?

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funny...

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quote:
Originally posted by saranghae
aww... i'm sorrie... didn't mean to... but i found it on a site and thought it was interesting.


hey, don't be rude to her, I think it was kinda funny, though (not very funny, in fact, but a little maybe)

ok, I'll be "wa shing ka" if you need me, call me

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Jj2
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quote:
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are those really chinese words?


yea...kinda...that's how u would spell it in english although certain words vary...but it's very hard though

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i don't think anyone was being mean...

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haha
it was funny!! ^^;;;;
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lol old but funny

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tea
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quote:
Originally posted by saranghae
are those really chinese words?


no its not chinese

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hehe

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=)

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none of that is chinese . . lol funnie stuff tho

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I saw that ages ago, ain't too funny

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chung_freestyle
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Its pretty funny. My friend has a t-shirt with that stuff written all over it.

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saranghae
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quote:
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no its not chinese


then that's sooo mean and offensive! haha... sorry... i thought it was real chinese ^^

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StaRliTeDr3amEr
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hey im chinese!!! =P

GUO FEN HAN GUO REN !




funni though...^.^;

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