joke of the week

one day this girl went out on a boat to read a book. then this coast guard came up to her and said " ur not allow to fish in this area. and she said that im only reading a book im not fishing. he said "well u have all the equipment to fish so ull have to go to court" she said then imma sue u for sexual harassment. and the guard said i didnt harass u and she said u have all the equipment to

this is kinda lame because i got this off a restroom and i 4 got what it said

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hehe, look at this one that my uncle sent to me. . . .

A convict escaped after spending 25 years in prison for murder. While
on the run, he broke into a home and tied the man to a chair and his
wife to the bed. He got on the bed over the woman, and appeared to be
kissing her neck.
Suddenly he got up and left the room. The husband worked his way over to

the bed and whispered, "This guy hasn't seen a woman in years. If he
wants sex,go along with it. Whatever you do, don't fight him or make him

mad. Our lives depend on it!. Be strong and I love you." The half-naked
wife says: "Dear, I'm so relieved you feel that way. You're right, he
hasn't seen a woman in years, but he wasn't kissing my neck....He was
whispering in my ear. He thinks you're really cute and asked if we keep
Vaseline in the bathroom. Be strong and I love you, too."

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hahaha lolz funniest crap i ever heard....poor guy hahaha lolz

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hahah
both were pretty funny

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the first one was corny .. and the second one was semi funny .. heh heh

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ahahahah the 2nd one was the funniest` lol`

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haha your uncle is a funny guy!

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the second one was ewww...

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yea why did your uncle tell you that of all people

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i got one

one night a 4 year old girl was praying over and over again "goodbye grandpa, goodbye grandpa" the next day her grandpa died. her father, who heard her saying the prayer thought this was really strange. that night the father heard her daughter praying again, this time "goodbye grandma, goodbye grandma" the next day the girls grandma died. very scared, the father went through the day without saying anything and then that night he heard his daughter praying over and over "goodbye daddy, goodbye daddy" the very next morning the dad woke up scared to death thinking that he had died. he went downsatirs and heard his wife scream and asked why she was screaming so loud. and she said "the milkman just died."

heheh...? :huh:

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Originally posted by castle outsider
i got one

one night a 4 year old girl was praying over and over again "goodbye grandpa, goodbye grandpa" the next day her grandpa died. her father, who heard her saying the prayer thought this was really strange. that night the father heard her daughter praying again, this time "goodbye grandma, goodbye grandma" the next day the girls grandma died. very scared, the father went through the day without saying anything and then that night he heard his daughter praying over and over "goodbye daddy, goodbye daddy" the very next morning the dad woke up scared to death thinking that he had died. he went downsatirs and heard his wife scream and asked why she was screaming so loud. and she said "the milkman just died."

heheh...? :huh:

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sorry i didnt know

i signed up like 20 min ago

hehe

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puhaha... it's kinda scary too

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hahhaah thats HELLA messed up...that slutty wife...

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hehehe

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i got one but the punch line is something you have to act out so ill describe it the best i can

i guy decides to take a long hiking trip. he hikes for about 2 hours and and then his stomach hurts and he feels that he needs to take a big crap. he finds one of those porta poties and uses it. whne he was all done taking his crap he notices that there was no toilet paper in the porta pottie and he thought it was ok because the janitor will come and bring some toilet paper. he waits there for ten minutes and gets frustrated. then he sees a sign saying "if no toilet paper is available, wipe with your hand and stick your hand in this whole and an animal will come by and lick it off." the guy says ok so he wipes with his hand and as he reaches his hand inside the hole, a needle pricks his fingers, and out of instinct, he quickly punts his hand in his mouth and suckes on his fingers.

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puhahahaha... that was good... puhaha...

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lol those were funny except the first one, which was corny

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