your mommas so hairy she was the stunt double for chewbacca

your mommas so old she doesnt have milk in her tits, she has sour cream

your mommas so blind she couldnt spot a black ass in a room full of marshmellows

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i have a good mama jks...

yo mama was so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized.

yo mama is so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued...

yo mama is so ugly she turns Medusa into stone.

yo mama is so old she has picture of Moses in her yearbook.

yo mama is so ugly when she looked outside of her window she got arrested for mooning.

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