Yo mama's so dumb she took a spoon to the Super Bowl....


Yo mama's so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "sorry, no
professionals."


Yo mama's so ugly I took her to the zoo, guy at the door said "thanks for
bringing her back


Yo mama's got so many teeth missing, it looks like her tounge is in jail.


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last 1 was good

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Haha, they were all good but I think I like the first one better...

Anyway, I got some too...

Yo mama so fat when she jumped into the pool, the earth flooded

Yo mama so fat when she jumped there was an earthquake

Yo mama so fat when she sat on the rainbow, skittles fell out

Yo mama so ugly she was in newspaper for it

Yo mama so dumb she got lost in the grocery store

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Yo mama so ugly she was in newspaper for it

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your moms so ugly, when she went into the haunted house, she came out with a job application

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haha these were funny

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YOur moms so fat, when she dressed up in red, everyone said, "KOOOL AID"

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Yo' mama's so poor she can't even afford the "o,r" so she's just po'.


ha, beat that.

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ur mama so stupid...she's stupid.

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ur mama so stupid...she's stupid.

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jo mama's so fat, she carries a can of Crisco ( to eat and to get through doors) with her everywhere she goes.

yo mama's so fat, her legs are like spoiled milk: white and chunky.

yo' mama's so fat, when she broke her leg, gravy spilled out.

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jo mama's so fat, she carries a can of Crisco ( to eat and to get through doors) with her everywhere she goes.

yo mama's so fat, she broke her legs are like spoiled milk: white and chunky.

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yo mama put more gaps in cracks than you making sense in them.

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your moms so fat, when i tried to drive around her, i ran outta gas

ur moms so fat, when she fell in grand canyon she got stuck

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yo mama so stupid she tried to kill a bird by throwing it off a cliff

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Yo Mamma~

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Yo Mamma~

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haha to the 100th power

these are hilarious... daym.. i had loads of caps when i was in 7th grade.. now i dont know any

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therez more funny onez at yourmom.com or yomama.com, first sitez better...

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lol, mama jokes...

your mama's armpits are so hairy it looks like she got don king in a headlock....

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your moms so hairy, everytime i hug her i get rugburn

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