THINGS YOU WOULD LOVE TO SAY OUT LOUD AT WORK

1. I can see your point, but I still think you're full of sh*t.

2. How about never? Is never good for you?

3. I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.

4. It sounds like English, but I can't understand a word you're saying.

5. Ahhh . . . I see the screw-up fairy has visited us again . . .

6. I like you. You remind me of myself when I was young and stupid.

7. You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers.

8. I have plenty of talent and vision; I just don't give a damn.

9. I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.

10. The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist.

11. Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.

12. What am I? Flypaper for freaks!?

13. I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant.

14. And your crybaby whiny opinion would be...?

15. Do I look like a people person?

16. This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting.

17. I started out with nothing & still have most of it left.

18. Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.

19. If I throw a stick, will you leave?

20. Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.

21. I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.

22. A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door.

23. Can I trade this job for what's behind door #1?

24. Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?

25. Who lit the fuse on your tampon?

26. I would agree with you if you were right.

27. I don't know where he went . . . it's not my turn to watch him.

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Originally posted by miahgrl
THINGS YOU WOULD LOVE TO SAY OUT LOUD AT WORK

2. How about never? Is never good for you?

4. It sounds like English, but I can't understand a word you're saying.

19. If I throw a stick, will you leave?

25. Who lit the fuse on your tampon?

26. I would agree with you if you were right.

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