polish joke
A polish man walks into a store and asks the store keeper, "can i have some klopsy?" (klopsy is a polish food).
The store keeper says, "oh, you must be polish."
The polish man is outraged, "WHAT? Just because i ordered klopsy? What is wrong with you? If I ordered noodles would you think I'm chinese? If I order latkas would you think i'm jewish? Or if I ordered tacos would you think I'm mexican?"
storekeeper, "er, no, but this is a hardware store."
(note: i don't spread prejudice and i'm not racist.)
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