THORAX CORPORATION LLC,,. is SORRY!

SORRY YOU HAVEN'T PAID US YET!!

That's right! We're sick and tired of waiting for your money!
So we're going to make it so YOU DON'T HAVE A CHOICE!

How you might ask? By offering you the STARDOM OF THE LIFETIME!!

Our Stardomineers(TM) have been schemeing for hours and they've
finally come up with the solution we both need, a true Stardom
Scheme that'll fix you good! Listen to this crap!

Elvybody wants that new deck, that old porch 911, or that hideous
veranda across the street. Who wouldn't? Well now you're thyme has
come! There's no reason for you to pass this up. We could say we'll
cut up your family, but then we'd go to PRISON! Why resist? Open your
arms slowly, so as not to startle us, and let our Stardom come boring
into you.

Here's how it works:

-Tell a fiend about THORAX CORPORATION LLC,,.
-Lie to them until they give you a check made out to Gent Delabor, Sr.
-Send us that check (US Dollars only! Canadian currency will be spit
on and returned!)
-We'll cross out the amount your friend wrote and write down how
much we really want.
-Now it's your turn!
-Try and grow a third arm.
-Take one of your own blank checks and make it out to yourself.
-Now cross out the amount you wrote and write down how much you
really want.
-Take that check TO THE BANK!!
-Repeat until optimum Stardom is achieved.

It's really that easy! Do it from home, in your spare time, or whenever
we call you! If you tell one friend, that's only one check. But if you
tell 12 friends, that's at least 5 CHECKS!! Imagine, spend money you never
even earned and live like a true Burger King!

They say 'proof is in the pudding,' but we hate pudding! Here are
some quotes:

Gary Pantselection won't stop going:

"The Stardom is dripping through my hands!
Somebody get me a bowl!!"

E.L. Fudge commands:

"I called 911 and they never even SHOWED UP!
Thanks THORAX CORPORATION LLC,,.!!"

Low-Grade Fuel Substitute cries out:

"The trap is set. When Stardom comes traipsing
up the back steps, I'm entitled by law to beat it
to death with a length of lead pipe!"

Don't worry about signing up! There's nowhere to sign. In fact, we're
coming over right now! Just breath deeply and give in to the soft,
mustard-stained bosom of Total Stardom.

Help us put the 'Delab' back in 'Delabor'!

Gent Delabor, Sr.
CEO THORAX CORPORATION LLC,,.
Chief Executive Officer THORAX CORPORATION LLC,,.
CFO Global Stardom Entertainment

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Program: "The Sky's the Limit!"

Folks, Gent here. Ordinarily, I write all the PRODUKTS(TM) but this week we have a
guest writer. For years we here at THORAX CORPORATION LLC,,. have heard rumors of
mystical, phantom Delabor. I used to just think it was Rode in a sheet, but here is
CONCRETE (wink!) proof that there is such a Delabor. And he's right on the money. In
fact, I'm making a check out to him right now. Lady and Gentleman, I give you...

EL DELABOR

You have completed program Congraturation, have achieved full Stardom, and
you have more than too second income streams. So where do you go from here?
Well as El Delabor says, "The Sky's the limit"!

How Does The Richest Man In The World Use The Greatest Business
Secrets Of All Time To Make Over 32.4 Million Dollars A Day?!! (all real
answers will be greatly appreciated)

Well, ..... The Truth Is Finally Revealed....

"The Sky's the Limit"~

No matter who you are(unless you are Gent), where you live(sorry
Tennessee) or what your sex(as long as it is male), age(must <=18 and >=65)
or race(as long as it is not "Other") is by the time you finish reading this
special article, you will know:

* How to start a proven money making business that requires no
inventory, no shipping and no employees within 7 days,
guaranteed!(definition of guaranteed = not true)
-- i.e. employees without 7 days will be exempt from prosecution

* How to get a $300 professionally designed Web Site for FREE! Yes, that's
right a $300 pro size for free. Just type HTML, then hit CTRL-ALT-DEL, it's
just that simple!

* How to Quadruple your sales in 30 days regardless of your business! Your
business regards will now stream at a rate of 3 per 1. Quadruple the
market!@

* How to stay at home and get paid outrageously for it( make sure your
Mom's purse or jewelry box is handy)!

* How to turn 50 cents into $50, with a simple click of a button(....I
mean trigger)!

* How to get a $179 business-building CD-ROM for FREE! Just steal it from
your next door neighbor. He won't mind at all. In fact, divert all his
income streams into yours, but don't cross them!

* If you ever wanted a business where you could hit the ground
running(or rock bottom), but then only have the sky as your limit.... a
business where you could just open a box and
start making immediate profits(the cash box from the local bank or a
real business always works very well).... a business that's completely set
up and ready to pull in maximum sales(or Maxim magazines).... with a produkt
that sells itself (these women literally will sell themselves)... then I've
got some greats news for you!

The Sky's the Limit!!!

Act NOW

*>>>>>>> DEADLINE is next Saturday, September 24, 2000 on Sunday <<<<<<*

Instant Information Request Directions(just add water)

1. Simply send an e-mail to free-money@cheapasfree.com[/email] including
"skiesthelimit"
in the subject. This is not a hotlink you will need to enter the
address manually by typing all information at your local postbox. This
will usually require a deposit of three.

**>NOTE: You may also just Click Below to send it through your normal
e-mail program.

free-money@cheapasfree.com

It's much easier to do it this way, it will fill in the return
e-mail
and subject for you as well as divert all income streams to Gent.

2. You will receive the complete info on the reports via e-mail within 24
hours or more, limits of time and space notwithstanding.

P.S. Act NOW!-- Only the first request will be granted to receive
this Special Web Site e-Report for *FREE* titled
"The Greatest Business Secrets Of All Time"(this is just the title
- contents may vary due to packaging)

P.P.S. *FREE Download Bogus e-Manual*
"Microsoft, Viagra & Your Business Success" given to the first
35 people to respond within the past 4 hours or more, You FREE
reports will be fulfilled in the order in which they were received -
less cash payments. (user may receive Viagra or Virus based on supply, sucess is
relative to pre-existing job or inheritance)

Privacy Policy: We respect your privacy and your e-mail address/name will
be kept strictly private it will never be sold, shared or given away for
any reason, other than the ability to make us more money.

Simple Removal Instructions(ready all q-tips):

To be removed from our in-house list simply send a blank e-mail to
[email]remove-me@cnn.com with "remove Wolf Blitzer" in the subject field - make
sure it is blank though. Or you may
Click Here mailto:remove-me@cnn.com

NO FLAMES!! You will not be added to the remove database if you do this.
No Exceptions, anything but "remove" in the subject and you will not be
removed from the list. Got that, all removes will not be removed, but
added multiple times.
Fanning the flames will not work, nor will the Atlanta Flames.

You will then be deleted from your e-mail database forever. Thank You
Disney Corp!!


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This email message is copied © 2000 times per hour.
Results will be negative at best. All rights reserved for members only,
and as usual NO DELABORS!
You may not use, in part or in full, any aspect of this message without
the Express Menu at Wendy's, or Dave Thomas'
consent, Violators *will be* prosecuted by a hung jury.
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- The "Sky's the Limit" is a registered trademark and will devalue at a rate
coherent to the depletion of the OZone layer.

The Truth Is Finally Revealed....

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SECOND INCOME STREAK

Are you tired of the daily routine of washing and drying? Fixed on
income but not on detergent?

THORAX CORPORATION LLC,,. can make you a second income stream that
will impress well wishers and approach nay sayers with stardom!!

Work from home!! Make $40 a week!! One-Two-Three--Here we go!!

Just send this email to 40 of your nearest friend. One at a time
please, no delabors. NO DELABORS!

I was a 45-55 year old male dying of cancer before THORAX
CORPORATION LLC,,. brought me stardom that fixed!! The stardom I
deserved? Second Income Stream dot com was all it took to get me
back on my feet. New house, new job, best results from THORAX
CORPORATION LLC,,. Way to go THORAX CORPORATION LLC,,.! Can it!!

Once we receive from our beta test email program that your headers
have reached 4,000 of your closest best, we will start the stream
ahead. Second Income Street dot com will make you a (??--??)ionaire
for the dreams! Scroll down this page and count to 3. The Stream
won't come true if you don't forward all HEADERS to 40 of them.
Again, we're sorry, but due to tender FCC regulations AMERICAN
EXPRESS TRAVELERS CHEQUES CORPORATION INC, denies all delabors.
NO DELABORS!

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"This is guy is on top!!" Proven from testimony:

"Absolutely all the way! Second Ingrown Stream dot com really
workssss!!"
- R. Delabor

"What is it? Money from both sides? Let's start THORAX
CORPORATION LLC,,. off with a start!"
- Mark Delabor

"I can't remember the last time Second Income Trees dot com
didn't help out my stardom. Financial stardom numero ONE!"
- L. Delabor

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We're just starting out. Welcome THORAX CORPORATION LLC,,.
towards you with generous stardom. Once you begin the second
stream, we can get underway. Watch as you receive up to (one)
check a month for as much as $40 each way.

THORAX CORPORATION LLC,,. in conjunction with Second Income
Dream dot com. WE'RE OUT TO MAKE YOU MONEY THROUGH BETTER
STARDOM.


- Gent Delabor, Sr.
CEO THORAX CORPORATION LLC,,.
Webmaster Second Income Streak dot com
CFO GLOBAL STARDOM ENTERTAINMENT

****License Disclaimer: Viewing/Deleting/Forwarding of this
email are prohibited under DELABOR 4 of Federal Internet
Communication Act passed January 21, 2000. 56.7.9 Article 47
b-d of Santa Clause 8F. Under full penalty of law, violators
of Aricle 47 b-d may face up to years in prism or 30 day
money-back guarantee. By accepting this agreement you hold
you and your _______ liable for any and only litigation
brought forth from THORAX CORPORATION LLC,,. Entering into
this agreement binds you under common law marriage to Gent
Delabor Sr. and his (3) blood relatives [Rode Delabor],
[Mark Delabor],[Leg Delabor]. If any or all of these
personages should perish, experience loss of life, or loss
of pant at any time while under said Agreement, all parties
should be held at 403 Figgis Street NW, Mundelow, PA 80808.
Please indicate one item that you will bring:

_Chips
_Soda
_Paper Plates/ Napkins
_Gandhi
_Brownies/ Cookies
_Recorded Music
_Pretzels
_Pretzel Thins
_Pretzel Twists
_Pretzel Braids
_Pretend Girls
_Pretend Friends

Agreed to upon several dates not imposed through a court of
law November 13th, 1988. MCMXVLLII THORAX CORPORATION LLC,..

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THORAXCORP ASKS: Is there times when you don't know so much?

That's right ladies and germs, you guys can be really dumb!!!!! But that's okay.....
here at Thorac Corp LLC,,. we say "The Dummer the Bedder."

We understand, and we can help. By participation in our Economic Remasterings
Pressuring and Development Department Office Party Program, You kan know more by up
to 6.29%***!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That's no APR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


This ain't no disco!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

They'll be no fooling around!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!

This program will take what you currently have to offer the world, and use it to our
advantage. And by "our," I mean the royal "our." The kind of "our" where you send us
all your stuff, and we sell it and have an office party. Then you get to come, and be
the first to put your royal "ass" on the copy machine!!!!

That's right, we have two copy machines!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Send us your
stuff!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Now, let's get really out there. Let's take ourselves somewhere where no other
CORPORATION LLC,,. will take you. Somewhere you haven't been since college........


Ultimate SUCCESS ENtering a State of Knowledginess.


That's right. The only place where we can really realize the knowledge and respect
that we attempt to observe through the use of consumers[sic. isms]!!!!!!!

<href img _GIRL, YOU KNOW IT'S TRUE!!!!"

And if you or your spouse have troubles following, that's okay tooo!!!! We've already
established that you're in the need of these services. Did you forget how dum and
unsuccessful at knowlegdge you are? PRobably SO!!!!

That,s why we are here. WE WON'T FORGET STUFF >LIKE THAT!!!!!!!!

So, the first step is granting your power of attorney to

Rode DeLabor, THorax CORP. co,m

Then, save us more money, and send us your stuff.

THEN..................OPEN UP AND LET THE KNOWLEDGE SEEP IN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

IT'S Just THAT EASY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

**This number was invented by a member of our Kolumbian Koffee Division. He's the only
person we know dummer than you.

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PROGRAM CONGRATULATION(TM)(R)(C)

Congratulation! We don't want to waist our time or yours so we'll get ride to the point.

THORAX CORPORATION LLC,,. wants YOU for FULL STARDOM!!

THORAX CORPORATION LLC,,. presents a new remedy for total and complete stardom!!

Tired of lagging, go-nowhere stardom? Does your current job give you stardom like you
wouldn't believe? YIKES! Let THORAX CORPORATION LLC,,.'s new Program Congratultion(TM)(R)(C)
help create not only up to 2 second income streams but a new and unique SECOND STARDOM
STREAM as well. Get with it!

Program Congratulation(TM)(R)(C) is a highly specified, mostly legal program designed to
help you gain stardom at the level you've been waiting for! Level 1!! Come off it!!

We at THORAX CORPORATION LLC,,. know what you need and we're not leaving until you pay us
to give it to you! This is great! We can't believe it! Oh dear God, what has gone wrong!

Program Congratulation(TM)(R)(C) starts with you emailing this message to 100 of them.
Give us $1. We will alert you by email or firewire that your Program Congratulation(TM)(R)(C)
has begunderway. Give us a $1000. We will insure financial stardom and congratulation for
the next 14 minutes! No CREDIT CHECK! No questions asked!! Don't you get it??

We can't believe all the money you're going to give us! And the stardom you receive will
be equalled only by the fabulous Congratulation(TM)(R)(C) you receive once you've completed
our Pogrom. Don't believe it yet. Hear from some of the best:

Arlington Pennsylvania writes:
"I've got 3 kids and 2 ex-wives! How am I going to provide for them?! They're going to take
my children away from me! "

Litigation Johnson raves:
"THORAX CORPORATION LLC,,. has done it again! Honestly, they have broken (0) laws."

Zebulon Pike quoth:
"Stop calling my house! No foolin'!"

Convinced? Same here. That's why THORAX CORPORATION LLC,,. has come up with Program
Congratulation(TM)(R)(C) Advanced Series II for the more discerning stardom seeker.

Let THORAX CORPORATION, LLC,,. go to work for you!! We'll find someone of relatively equal
height and build to dress up in your clothes and impersonate you at work! You stay home
and watch the second income stream pour in through a small opening we'll drill in your
wife's bathroom wall. Don't delay! But don't DELABOR. Due to Fedeal Income Tacks Laws
regarding manned missions to Mars, several DELABORS have been excluded from inclusion
of/herein/and heretherto unknown lawsuits regarding any one of the following:

1) Illegal naked representation of other parties on Internet
2) Home intrusion and placing of recording devices in the bathrooms of clients' wives
3) Murder One
4) Lego Mania
5) Laundering of Federal DELABORS

Pick your favorite and click to start!! Enter the world of THORAX CORPORATION, LLC,,.
and see what Circus Income Dreams dot com can do for YOU!!

-Gent Delabor
CEO THORAX CORPORATION LLC,,.

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Boy there is a lot of fake stuff here.

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i didnt read any of this, but it didnt look interesting.

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huh? i dont get it

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i didnt read any of this, but it didnt look interesting.

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uhh...yea

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markers up the nose is the way to go!

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you know what else is fake

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Originally posted by screwyou
you know what else is fake

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Originally posted by Prototype
my boobs?

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