flying through the air like he has wings/
busting through centers like he was hakeem/
f### micheal jordan he cant ball anymore/
one of these days hes going to have a heart attack on the floor/
some say he can ball kobe thats not happning anytime soon/
micheal gonna get balled up by shaq and gonna be on the 6 oclock news/
shaq may not be the phenom of the nba/
but atleast shaq doesnt run around sucking d###'S of gays/
he may have a season high of 45 points in one game/
but i dont see jordan balling up centers like yao ming/
ming may be starting at the allstar game what a suprise/
thats because people in china have to vote 4 him or they will die/
my friends shawn and brenton think just because shaq is big and has crossed eyes/
doesnt mean that he cant fly he'll ball micheal jordan thats no lie/
shaq cant gaurd him but let him bring it in the paint/
he'll get stuffed and his old a$$ would faint/
all u other faggots who think jordan is better/
shaq will cross ur ass and leave u like melted chedder/

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this was the wrong one, the one below is the real deal

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y u talkin bout how shaq is better than mikey?/
whose the one that got it started for nike/
course he cant ball ne more, he is frickin forty/
ur right bout him not bein able to ball kobe/
during his prime, he'll slap him like eminem does moby/
u say that shaq has the quickness of hakeem/
michael brought something that no one ever seen/
mike doesnt have 45 as his season high/
its 69 against the cavs in 90', get the stats right/
atleast mike doesnt go around pretending to rap/
all the words that come out are just crap/
he's like a big monster that sweats profusely/
mike will shake him, and shake him loosely/
don't compare ppl of different generations/
cuz wat u think is real, is just ur imagination/
Rememeber JORDAN, the name/
cuz it will BE in the hall of fame/
it was the one that got Kobe in the GAME/
stop making fun of the things Jordan IS/
cuz he did more than wat shaq will do in the bball BIZ/
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Career Highlights for MICHAEL JORDAN

-Five-time NBA Most Valuable Player (1987-88, 1990-91, 1991-92, 1995-96, 1997-98)
-Led Bulls to six NBA titles in eight years. The Bulls won three straight titles from 1991 to 1993 and three in a row again from 1996 to 1998. Only the Boston Celtics' run of eight straight titles from 1959-66 is better.
-Six-time NBA Finals Most Valuable Player
-Highest career scoring average at 31.5 points per game
-Third all-time with 29,277 points in 930 games.
-Highest career playoff scoring average at 33.4 points per game
-Won record 10 NBA scoring titles
-Second player to win seven consecutive scoring titles (1987-93), joining Wilt Chamberlain, (1960-66)
-Led Bulls to NBA record 72 wins (72-10) in 1996-97 season
-Retired after the 1992-93 season and played a season of minor league baseball. Returned to the Bulls late in the 1994-95 season and played in just 17 games.
-Named to the All-Star team 12 times
-Named All-NBA first team seven straight years (1987-1993)
-Holds record of 840 consecutive games scoring in double figures.
-Named to All-Defense first team six straight years (1988-1993) and nine times overall
-Member of United States gold medal-winning Olympic teams in 1984 and 1992
-NBA Rookie of the Year in 1984-85
-NBA Defensive Player of Year in 1988
-Led the NBA in steals in 1988, 1990 and 1993
-NBA Slam Dunk champion in 1987 and 1988
-NBA All-Star Game MVP in 1988, 1996 and 1998
-Total of 3,041 points in 1986-87 was the third-highest in NBA history
-Scored career-best 69 points against Cleveland, March 28, 1990
-Scored a playoff-record 63 points vs. Boston on April 20, 1986
-Scored 50 or more points 37 times
-Scored 60 or more points five times
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- Career High Highs for Shaq

Points 61 @ L.A. Clippers 3/06/00
Field Goals Made 24 @ L.A. Clippers 3/06/00
Field Goals Attempted 40 @ Washington 3/22/96
Three Point Field Goals Made 1 vs. Milwaukee 2/16/96
Three Point Field Goals Attempted 1 20 Times
Free Throws Made 19 vs. Chicago 11/19/99
Free Throws Attempted 31 vs. Chicago11/19/99
Offensive Rebounds 14 2 Times
Defensive Rebounds 18 4 Times
Total Rebounds 28 @ New Jersey 11/20/93
Assists 9 2 Times
Steals 5 3 Times
Blocks 15 @ New Jersey 11/20/93
Minutes Played 55 @ Utah 1/24/00

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ain't nobody touch Jordan in tha league if he was in his prime.

tha closest thing to a "clone" of MJ is kobe.


anotha thing, shaq ain't got no handle. his cross-over is worse than his attempt at a balla tryin to rap.

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seriously...jordan owns everyone

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seriously, harlem heat... wat were u thinking?

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hahah got told by the lyrics and stats.. owned.

im jk but i helped mer with the lyrics.

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Career wise, Mike did alot better then him, but now Shaq is better, age is getting to Jordan... maybe if Pipin and Jordan got together it chould have gottin better, Shaq is bad at ball handling..... and horrible at his acting, but he brings in alot of rebounds and points

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Career wise, Mike did alot better then him, but now Shaq is better, age is getting to Jordan... maybe if Pipin and Jordan got together it chould have gottin better, Shaq is bad at ball handling..... and horrible at his acting, but he brings in alot of rebounds and points

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yeah to be honest i dont like Shaq at all... i mean all he does is make really bad commercials and walks, elbows when he's posting up.. besides he cant even do a layup! ( remember that one game he had a break away and decided to do a ballerina lay- up and missed it? haha)

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listen guys i dont mean to pry/
but it was 63 i mean his season high/
don't say nothin if you cant get it right/
mCbandy is here to stay so shut the hell up and get out tha way/
if you want tha real stats just come to me until then remember jordan will always win/

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y'all watch the All-Star game on sunday nite?

when shaq tried to go one-on-one...lol

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y'all watch the All-Star game on sunday nite?

when shaq tried to go one-on-one...lol

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Originally posted by ~MC BANDY~
listen guys i dont mean to pry/
but it was 63 i mean his season high/
don't say nothin if you cant get it right/
mCbandy is here to stay so shut the hell up and get out tha way/
if you want tha real stats just come to me until then remember jordan will always win/

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I back up Harlem on that post! Shaq does rule the court!

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because shaq is the host with the most
like a destruction demolition
breakin down jordan with just one shot

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shaq is a fuckin bitch/
i now realize this/
jordan is the shiz/

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harlem heat mc:

shaq is a fuckin bitch/
i now realize this/
jordan is the shiz/


dude... this was the worst piece of shiet i have ever read... you are a disgrace i'm tellin ya.. just quit man or become like ja rule's backup singer or sumthin.. anything other than LYRICISM!

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nah its better if he makes the effort and fails. screwyou hasnt been posting as much.

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