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forget all that boring shit. spice up da damn contests already.
SWITCH DA SEX CONTEST
RULE NO.1
you must pick a song or rap from da opposite sex.
RULE NO.2
you must imitate that person as best as you can in the same octave. meaning you cannot do a guys version of britney spears by singing an octave lower. must be the same octave. clench your balls if you have to. and vice versa for the ladies. ladies have it tough too.
RULE NO.3
if you rap. look at no. 2. must do it in the same range of rap voice. lil' kim is not allowed since she sounds like a man anyway.
RULE NO.4
you must sing ALLLL parts of the song. it is not required to sing the entire song but DO NOT skip a high note during your 1 minute rendition of mandy moore. if you can't hit that high ass note then stop, delete, and record it again until you do. try your best. if you can't hit that christina agorilla note..... pick another song or clech your balls.
STYLE POINTS
extra points for best imitation, getting the style and flare of the real singer (y'know.. if you ladies decide to do michael jackson.. you gotta do the .. "OWWW" and the "HEE HEE"'s.)
AND MOST STYLE POINTS if it's a totallly girly song/rap for you fellas(try that song "not a girl not yet a woman" you'll win) , or if its a totallly manly song/rap for your girlies(like that song "i like big butts and i cannot lie.. you otha brothers can't deny" hahhahha)...
if you feel like your sounding a little too much like britney, don't be afraid!!.. extra points for you! don't be embarassed! it's only for fun!
this is a contest NOT BASED ON BEST SINGING VOICE. but the actual effort. if we had the same boring contests based on best singing voice the same winner would always occur. REMEMBER THIS IS NOT A CONTEST BASED ON WHO HAS THE BEST SINGING OR RAP VOICE..
THIS IS A CONTEST ON BEST EFFORT, BEST IMITATION AND BEST STYLE.
now that's a damn contest. holllaaaaaaa
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08-29-2003 09:30 PM
