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during the summer i went to a yankee game for a field trip at my hagwon
1) we sit in traffic for 2 hours in 98 degree weather (104 degrees in that croweded, stenchy van.
2) we have to wait in line for another hour with no shade
3) i realized i forgot my wallet on the van
4) i ACCIDENTLY bump into a mother on the escalator. she turns around and smacks me with her purse. i took a fly down backwards on the escalator.
5) we had quazi nosebleed seats (they were the seats in front of the nosebleed seats)
6) I finally convince my friends to spend their last few dollars on a hotdog for me. the vender threw the hotdog at me and it dropped on the floor. the vender ran away.
7) a ball is hit far, but foul. i was almost gonna catch it but then some fat guy knocked me over and got it. he spilled his beer all over me to
8) i faint while going up the stairs. i suffered from heat exhaustion, i took another "fun" ride down the stairs.
9)I wake up in the nurse quarters (or whatever they call it, health room). it's the size of 4 bathroom stalls and there were a lot of people in it that day. more claustrophobia. there was a kid who got hit in the chest by a foul ball. he was crying like crazy. he probably had a better chance at a foul ball than me though 
10)when i finally get out of the nurse's quarters, my "friends" start 'cheering me up' by saying "THAT WAS THE BEST BASEBALL GAME EVER. ANYONE WHO MISSED THAT WILL NEVER BE HAPPY IN LIFE. THERE WON'T BE ANOTHER GAME LIKE THAT IN A MILLION YEARS!!!"
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05-13-2002 02:58 PM
