ehh...i dont remember ALL the details...but hopefully i know enough for the joke to make sense.

One day a blonde decided to go horseback riding. She mounted the horse and it started walking in a slow trot. She thought...this isnt so bad, but all of a sudden...the horse started galloping really fast. The blonde could feel herself slipping so she tried to grab on to the horses mane but she couldnt reach it. So then she tried to wrap her arms around the horses neck but she kept slipping. So then she tried to throw herself off the horse to a safe distance, but her foot got caught in the foot rests.
It was then that the Wal-Mart guy saw her trouble and
unplugged the horse.

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haha thats funny

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heh.. i heard that one.
it was funny the first time.
k this one is a well-known one too... ...

There was a blonde, brunette, and redhead.
They were walking together one night when know one was around.
Out of nowhere, this man came up to them with a gun.
He pointed the gun at the redhead and asked,
"Any last words?"
Redhead cried,
"Earth quake!"
The guy looked back and the redhead ran off.

He pointed the gun at the brunette and asked,
"Any last words?"
Brunette cried,
"Flood!"
The guy looked back and the brunette ran off.

He pointed his gun at the blonde and asked,
"Any last words?"
Blonde cried,
"FIRE!"
so the guy aimed his gun at her and shot her.

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i heard that one before taigrr...the first one was funnier =P

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ahahahahaha both were funni!
well~
wut do u call a blond who dyes her hair brown?

artificial intelligence

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you guys are so mean...

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