mexican jokes
Q:WHAT DO YOU CALL A MEXICAN WITHOUT A LAWNMOWER
A: UNEMPLOYED
Q:WHY DO MEXICANS DRIVE LOW-RIDERS
A: SO THEY CAN CRUISE AND PICK CABBAGE AT THE SAME TIME
Q:WHY DO MEXICANS MAKE HOT TAMALEES ON CHRISTMAS EVE
A: SO THEY HAVE SOMETHING TO OPEN UP ON CHRISTMAS DAY
Q:WHY DO MEXICANS EAT RE-FRIED BEANS
A: BECAUSE THEY CANNOT DO ANYTHING RIGHT THE FIRST TIME
Q:WHY WASNT JESUS BORN IN MEXICO
A: THEY COULDNT FIND THREE WISE MEN AND A VIRGIN
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