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Originally posted by .aS.|5p!7f!|23
this thread is about batman and superman fighting eachother. therefore, though we know that both are fake, we are assuming that they exist for means of choosing a winner between the two. realistically, considering they both exist and one does not have more of a chance of existing than the other, i believe superman would win.

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Originally posted by .aS.|5p!7f!|23
also even if batman made a kryptonite superman could just shoot through it with his eyes. unless kryptonite is extremely maliable, even more than gold, which it is not (its a rock, it breaks), superman would prolly drop a building on batman and kill him.

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Originally posted by requiem
Do you really want to concoct the thousands of ways Superman can die by the hands of Batman? For all we know Batman could build a spaceship, put a satelittle on it that will shoot kryptonite beams from the sky into Superman's heart and kill him instantly and unavoidably. Batman could block off the yellow sun from which Superman feeds. Batman can make the sky as red as the blood which flows through his veins. Batman could manufacture some red kryptonite, which does amazing things to Superman, and then kill him.

You get the idea. The thing is, Batman's power cannot be removed, ever. Unless Superman works for the IRS, Batman's powers are untouchable. Superman's, on the other hand, can be taken away. Not easily, but for Batman such feats would be a snap.

Edit: Superman a genius? Maybe, relatively speaking to the idiots he apprehends. But Batman, relative to Superman and basically the entire human race, is a genius. There's a reason Ra's al Goul calls him "detective" He is the ultimate detective, the ultimate mind and the ultimate force to be reckoned with.

Fear the logo.

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my way of thinking.
i voted SUPERMAN.

super - man = SUPER
bat - man = BAT

who will win, SUPER or a BAT? super powers will beat the flying bat.

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Well, there was a TV show that paired Batman and Superman up as partners, as well as several comic books that pit the two against each other. Did anyone happen to see or read these?

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Originally posted by TAIgrr
my way of thinking.
i voted SUPERMAN.

super - man = SUPER
bat - man = BAT

who will win, SUPER or a BAT? super powers will beat the flying bat.

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Originally posted by Alchemist
Adjective vs. Noun?

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Originally posted by Alchemist
Adjective vs. Noun?

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superman sucks, anmd i hate him. Batman takes el cake.

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lol...this thread has gone far

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its still really funny tho.

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Originally posted by Crazydeb8ter
a noun that is being used as an adjective- an appositive.

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Originally posted by Alchemist
Edit: What is bat describing?

"who will win, SUPER or a BAT? super powers will beat the flying bat."

Apparently "super" is used to describe powers while bat is used to describe the Elmo

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Originally posted by Crazydeb8ter
that is her mistake of misinterpreting the usage of their titles.

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Originally posted by Alchemist
That was the point of the joke.

Yeah

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Hey, I have an idea.

Superman, KNOWS he's fighting Batman! Batman requires TIME to create his super inventions and have his lil sidekick suck up to him! (Don't forget Alfred.)

Superman breaks through the Batcave, blows everything up inside the the cave, kills Batman with heat vision.


THE END.

(I like Batman better.)

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We're talking about the characters of superman and batman. Not what YOU would do if you had "superman super powers". I have never seen superman go around and do something scheming and cunning as the plan you described. Above all, recall that superman is a hero obsessed with justice and morality. I doubt a just person would go around taking unfair advantages before a challenged fight.

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but superman in the comic was convinced that batman was a communist or something along those lines so he agreed to help the government take him down. i dont think he would give him a fair fight. thats a good point tho.

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superman IS the man

but batman would win. in the cartoon, it was batman who found out superman's real identity first. batman is also too cool for the justice league. batman's costume hides his identity better as well lol...cmon superman and clark kent..then only difference is the costume -_-;

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Originally posted by tea
then only difference is the costume -_-;

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And the glasses

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