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liL komA xP
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Got A Joke?

im sorri if yu were expecting a joke but i wanted everybody to

just leave a simple joke here...

ANY JOKES ARE FINE

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why did the chicken cross the road

to prove he wasnt a chicken

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A stereotypical black guy steps out of the shower in a college
locker room. An Asian guy checks out his penis and says, "How come
yours is so huge? I would love to have one like that."

The black guy laughs and says, "You can. Tie a heavy weight to it
for a couple of weeks. It'll stretch and get big and look just
like mine."

Two weeks later they meet again. The black guy asks, "Has it grown
any?"

The poor Asian guy responds, "It hasn't grown at all yet - but it
has gone black!"

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i dont get your punch line tony.

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haha

got black

haha

sick...

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quote:
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i dont get your punch line tony.


the asian's dick got black from all the weights on it
it didnt get longer...just black

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Oo.. ic.. er.. :satisfy:

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this is a story that one of my friends wrote

wunce upon a tyme, there was this gurl named madelline. she has juss entered a beauty contest. she won of course sho her mother decided tew get her something. her mother sed she could hab ne thing she wants. ne thing in the world. madelline didn't decide fur long en she immediately replied by telling her mother she wanted some popsicle stickx left over frum ppls eating popsicles. sho tew her request, her mother went looking at parks tew find leftover popsicle sticks. wun year later, madelline entered another beauty contest en she won again. when her mother asked her wut she wanted as a reward, she replied the same way as before, left over popsicle sticks. sho again, her mother went looking for popsicle sticks. years passed and each year, madelline entered the beauty contest en won. en every tyme her mother asked her wut she wanted, she would replied by asking fur old left over popsicle stickx. however, after a while, madelline developed a disease en no wun could save her. wun nite, the doctor kalled madelline's mom tew tell her that her daughter couldnt make it thru the nite. when the two saw each other, they sed their gued byes, etc. then, madelline's mommie popped the question. she has always wondered y her daughter always collected awl these popsicle stickx. then, madelline finally replied. she sed, "well, tew tell the truth, i..i.." sadly, madelline didnt finish her sentence en she died.

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awww thats sad

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how is that story a joke? i didnt get it. explain.
anyway.. maybe she was sucking on the sticks and she got a virus or aids or something from people's saliva

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how harsh i wouldn't want you being my nurse if I were a doctor..make the patients feel like crap :sad:

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eh... the sotrys supposed to be funny cause you never find out why she wanted all those posicle sticks

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mm...not very funny i would say. Only a sick person takes pleasure in some terminal person's predicament





but your friend types weird :huh:

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how do you make a tissue dance?

























you put a boogie in it! kekekekeke

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hahaahhhahahahahaa @ junjinluber's joke
it was corny.. but it was still funny as hell

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