prank
disclaimer - this is juvenile, particularly gross humor, so be advised.
This last weekend I was in Dearborn, MI for DECA states, for those who don't know, DECA is an association of marketing students, and in it students compete against each other in various marketing events. Anyways, it's kind of a big thing at my school, and a good lot of my friends were going with me, so it seemed as if it would be fun. Some of my friends were bringing up a cooler filled with beverages and food to last the weekend, and after we arrived I noticed they were being overly protective of the water and citrus pop they had brought. As I found out from one of my other friends who was staying in their room, the water was liquor, and the pop was being saved as a chaser and/or to mix with the alcohol. Anyways, the conference was a 3 day event, and my friends had planned on drinking the 2nd night, after a dance that we had all planned on going to. Right before the dance was an award ceremony that I had to attend with my friends who weren't planning to drink (those friends were in different events, so they had to attend a ceremony on the last day), and at that ceremony one of my friends revealed to me that had snuck a key out of their room. Wanting to do something terrible to them, I told him I'd be up for a prank, but he had no ideas. I knew it would be dangerous to do anything to these friends of mine, because some were fairly vengeful, and if they found out that something was up they would immediately accuse us, so it had to be something that couldn't be traced. A few ideas came to mind, but they were all to risky, and didn't have the flair and bravado that I so desperately was searching for. Then finally, it came to me.
There were 4 of us at the award ceremony, my partner at the conference, and 2 other friends of mine, one who had taken the key. I told 2 of the kids (not my partner), to start drinking as much water as they could, to dilute their urine and make it as clear as possible, and then I proposed that they add urine to each of the bottles of liquor.
In order to sneak the liquor to the conference, they had to empty the bottles of water and fill them up, and they had also marked them to differentiate between actual water and the liquor. Two of my friends started to drink as much water as they could, and they had already needed to urinate, so we were sure we'd be set in that respect. We planned it so that one of my friends would come late to the dance, and while we all waited for him and other people to come, he'd sneak into their room, and pour urine diluted with toilet water (toilet water was our back-up plan that my partner had proposed, in case the urine was too yellow, but i suggested we just dilute the urine, as having my other friends ingest urea was key). In the end, it went off without a hitch, and we had a great laugh. On the bus ride back, one of my friends still had a bottle with him, and he remarked how the stuff "really cleared (his) throat." I wasn't present when he said it, but my friend who did the mixing was and he had a nice laugh then. Oh man, that was too good haha.
Unsanitary? I know. I also know I'm not the best friend haha, but we couldn't resist, and to an extent, they deserved it haha.
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