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Azn2296
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Only in America...

Only in America...
can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.
Only in America...
are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.

Only in America...
do banks leave both doors open but chain the pens to the counters.

Only in America...
do people order double cheese burgers, a large fry, and a "diet" coke.

Only in America...
do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and leave useless things and junk in boxes in the garage.

Only in America...
do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.

Only in America...
do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.

Only in America...
do we use the word "politics" to describe the process so well: "Poli" in latin meaning "many" and "tics" meaning "blood-sucking creatures".

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09-21-2002 06:15 AM

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saranghae
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haha... that's funnie.

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DEmeant0r
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haha that is funny stuff

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americans....

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castle outsider
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the last one is funny ahah

only in america can a poor black boy become a rich white man..michael jackson..

i think i saw that in this forum some where

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hahaha i luv these types of jokes! keep posting your funny jokes

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lol...funni..^^
i think dis ish da best one u ever posted...hehe
i think..

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Dekkai
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that's not true

you're forgetting mexicans

in this country people is so stupid that we copied americans on some of those facts

man, I don't know if I should laugh or cry about that ��

whatever

the difference is that in mexico city, the pizza gets to your house faster than the police

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quote:
Originally posted by castle outsider
the last one is funny ahah

only in america can a poor black boy become a rich white man..michael jackson..

i think i saw that in this forum some where

L..O..L..haha...i love the last one...politics..