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aznkid1008
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damn nice bein indian and polish

A businessman boards a flight and is lucky enough
to be seated next to an absolutely gorgeous
woman. They exchange brief hellos and he notices
she is reading a manual about sexual statistics.

He asks her about it and she replies, "This is a
very interesting book about sexual statistics. It
identifies that American Indians have the longest
average penis and Polish men have the biggest
average diameter. By the way, my name is Jill.
What's yours?"

He replies, "Tonto Kawalski, nice to meet you."

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eddiee
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lol
i heard one like this b4
but it wasnt a polish guy but a jewish dude

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don't get it is tonto kawalski meant to be an american indian or summit?

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volcom strider
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quote:
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don't get it is tonto kawalski meant to be an american indian or summit?


tonto = american indian
kawalski = polish

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lol she wants his D

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liL komA xP
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lol..i get it.. but not da name....i kno dat da name is suppose to be polish nd indian name. but i don get it..

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tonto = american indian
kawalski = polish

haha ok thanks that makes more sense now

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