3 fishermen of different nationalities were fishing on a bridge. There was a british guy, french guy, and polish guy. The british guy opens his lunch box and says:

"i swear if my wife packs me tea and biscuts again im gonna jump off this bridge."

the french guy opens his lunch box and says:

"i swear if my wife packs me croisants and escargo again im gonna jump off this bridge."

the polish guy opens his lunch box and says:

"i swear if my wife packs me sausage and coffee again im gonna jump off this bridge."






the next day they all got the same thing in their lunch boxes and jumped off the bridge, killing themselves instantly.






at their funerals the wife of the british guy cried saying:


"oh, i should have taken him seriously, I shoudln't have packed him tea and biscuts!"


the french guy's wife cries:


"oh, i should have taken him seriously, I shoudln't have packed him crossaints and escargo!"


the polish wife shakes her head sadly and says:

"i don't know WHY he jumped. He packed his own lunch."

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explain.

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Originally posted by TAIgrr

explain.

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Oo.
k.. i think i understand

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hahahahahhaa great joke


i think krnswats first answer makes more sense. Polish wives aren't depicted as the best looking in the world (fat and loud actually) so he killed himself, iunno, i may be talkin out of my @ss :huh:

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lolol

dont ruin the joke

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