A Brit, a Yank and an Arab
A Brit, a Yank and an Arab are sitting in a bar in Germany talking about their families.
"I have ten kids at home" said the Brit, "one more and I'll have a soccer team."
"I have fourteen kids at home" said the Yank, "one more and I'll have a football team."
"Well I have seventeen wives at home" said the Arab, "one more and I'll have a golf course."
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