a friad knot
puahaha my teacher told us this one
a string goes into a bar to get a drink and sits down. he asks, "can i get a root beer?" the bar tender replies, "we dont serve to ur kind." so the string walks out to see another string coming. he says, "they dont serve to our kind." the other string goes, "i have an idea." so the other string ties a knot in him and splits the tops of his head to look like hair the other string says," it's not going to work." the other string goes in and orders a drink. the bar tender asks," aren't yu a string?" the string replies, "im a friad knot."
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