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krnxkid
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"old chinese proverbs"

Man who run in front of car get tired.

Man who run behind car get exhausted.

Man with one chopstick go hungry.

Man who scratch bum should not bite fingernails.

Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.

War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.

Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.

Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.

Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.

Man who fart in church sit in own pew.

Crowded elevator smell different to midget.

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Re: "old chinese proverbs"

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Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.

Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.

Man who fart in church sit in own pew.

hahahhaha i like those 3

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Re: "old chinese proverbs"

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Originally posted by krnxkid
Man who run in front of car get tired.

Man who run behind car get exhausted.

Man with one chopstick go hungry.

Man who scratch bum should not bite fingernails.

Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.

War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.

Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.

Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.

Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.

Man who fart in church sit in own pew.

Crowded elevator smell different to midget.


haha. some are funny. i like the "crowded elevator smell different to midget.

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haha nice

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wow, hillarious, just so funny...

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hahahaha some funny ones there

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I've only seen those and their different varations a hundred times

Man who eat prunes sit on toilet for many moons :)

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HAHAHA it is funny~

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