AFRICA - After F@$%, Remember I Call Again
AIDS - After Intercourse Die Standing / Another Idiot Dying Story
ADIDAS - All Day I Dream About Sex

BATA (shoemaker brand) - Buy and Throw Away
BEER - Beginning Enjoy, Ending Regret
BMW - Big Mouth Wife / Brings More Women / Big Money Waste
BUICK - Big Ugly Indestructable Compact Killer

CHEVROLET - Can Hear Every Valve Rattle On Long Extended Trips
CHEVY - Cheapest Heap Ever Visioned Yet

DHL - Delivery Halfway Lost
DUNHILL - Do Undress Nicely, Hope It Lasts Longer

FORD - Found On Road Dead / Fix Or Repair Daily
FBI - Female Body Inspection

IBM - International Big Mouth

JEEP - Just Eats Every Part

MARLBORO -
Men Always Remember Ladies Because Of Romantic Offer
Man Always Remember Love Because Of Romance Only

MBA - Married But Available / Mentality Below Average

NATO - No Action Talk Only

OLDSMOBILE - Oh, Look, Dammit! Some Massive Oil Burning Idiot's Leaking Everything.

PENIS - PENetration InStrument
Ph.D - Permanent Head Damage / Premature Health Deficit
PRO - Public Rubbing Object
PORSCHE - Piece Of Retired Scrap, Continually High Expense
PROTON - Possibly the Riskiest Option To drive On road Nowdays

TOYOTA - Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto

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Hi everybody, how ya doin'

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heh heh?

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Only some of them were okay.

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