i think you guys have already heard these but oh well.....

this one's a korean one.........
what do you get when you cross a sheep with a horse??
-yang mahl! haha~! get it?? (sheep=yang, horse=mahl)

what did one forehead say to the other forehead?
-yah, ee mah!

what did the fly do on its b-day???
-palee! (party...palee..)

there was an asian driving down a road and the cop pulled him over because he though the asian might be drunk. so the cop goes up to the asian and tells him to say a sentence using the colors green, pink, and yellow......so the asian's like, oh that's easy and goes....the phone goes "green green" i "pink" up the phone and go "yellow"
hahahah~!

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