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krnxswat
what a joke!

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Korean jokes

haha these are some Korean jokes..^^;

Q: how long does it take to peel an onion?
A: 5 years.. say 5 years in Korean.. (if u still dont get it, keep repeating the word )

Q: what did the Korean bread say when it hit the wall?
A: bbang

Q: how much do Korean blankets cost?
A: 2 dollars.. sai 2 dollars in Korean..^^;

Q: why are Korean tissues so biG?
A: because theyre huge-y ^^;

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immagijibae: seons a hoeeeeeee, he wears them g-strings, and i also knowwwww, they hurt his dinga-lings~ la l alalala~ nanannan~ oh~ seons a hoeeeeee, he wears them g-strings..............
immagijibae: liiiiiiiiiiiiiike my new 1-minute-made-up song???????

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Jet
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hehehehe.. good ones.

Q: what did the korean mother turkey say to the child turkey?
A: gobble Ji ma rah

Korean pick up line:

guy: are you missing an ear?
girl: why?
guy: gwi opt ddah

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Yupkki MEL
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puhahaha funny!

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alecks
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hahaha

what do you call a robot with fur?

tuhl-minator

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hehe

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haha i love that pickupline from jet. im usin it all the time now

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uNiece
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PUHAHAHAHAHAHA... my dad's gonna get a kick out of these when i tell him them today...

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seohee
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hahahaha

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this is an OLD~~ one and everyone knows it.. but

Q:What did Hanson (remember them?!?!?) say when they went into a korean restraunt?

A: MMMM-bap!

yea get it? one of their hit songs was.... mmm-bop....haha.... okay sullung woman here i am.....

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Alchemist
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how do you say 5 years or 2 dollars in Korean?

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krnxswat
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quote:
Originally posted by Alchemist
how do you say 5 years or 2 dollars in Korean?


5 years= oh nyun
2 dollars= ee bool

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oh ok thanks. haha the jokes are funny

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