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what to do when ur out staying late....

disclaimer: This joke is somewhat raunchy. Don't read unless you wanna.

There was this guy who always went out drinking with his friends. He would always come home late in the morning. One night, while he was at the bar he told them his secret for being able to sneak in late.
"When I walk in the house, before the wife can say anything, I lay her down, take off her panties, and give her the best oral sex she's ever had, until she has such an orgasm that she falls into a deep sleep. Then, I wash up and go to bed. By morning, she is so pleased, she doesn't care what time I came home."
One of his friends thinks this is a great idea. So he stays out late, comes home, sneaks into the bedroom, gives his wife the best oral sex she's ever had, and goes to wash up. His wife walks into the bathroom, upset at him.
"Hey, why aren't you sleeping?" he asks.
"Well, the couch is pretty uncomfortable since I let my mother sleep in the bedroom."

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lol eewwww

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puhahaha omg that is the most funniest thing i've heard in a while lol ewwww disgusting lol omg haha

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I got some of it but not all of it

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