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Plane Crash

There's a plane flying over the Atlantic, with six passengers: a Frenchman, a pregnant French woman, an Englishman, a pregnant English woman, an Australian, and a pregnant Asian-Australian woman.
Lightning strikes both wings, and the plane is going out of control. The pilot rushes up to the passengers, and says "I'm sorry, but there's only 4 parachutes. As I'm the pilot, it's essential that I get back to tell everyone what happened to the plane; you'll have to work out who gets the other three parachutes", so saying, he jumps out of the plane, opens his parachute and floats down to the ground.
The Frenchman looks at the pregnant French woman, and says "France needs more Frenchmen, therefore I do this for my country" and he jumps out of the plane without a parachute. The Englishman looks at the pregnant English woman, and says "I do this for my country", and jumps out of the plane without a parachute. The Australian looks at the pregnant Asian-Australian woman, and says "I do this for my country", and pushes her out of the plane.

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Red face uhm...

didn't get it

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Re: uhm...

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didn't get it

isnt it saying
that austrailia doesnt need women?
er. no?

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too many asians in australia it means

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quote:
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too many asians in australia it means

o.. i just re-read it
i didnt know it said ASIAN-austrailian

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heh

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DEmeant0r
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haha?

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eddiee
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i dun like the joke...

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so he pushes her out without the parachute? so he kills her? i don't get it..maybe cos i'm not australian haha

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GinaDaQueen
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lol i didn't see the ASIAN- australian part either so i was like ermm...?

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