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ajy
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panda joke

A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down, and orders a sandwich. He eats the sandwich, pulls out a gun, and shoots the waiter dead.

As the panda stands up to go, the manager shouts, Hey! Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!"

The panda yells back at the manager, "Hey, man, I'm a PANDA! Look it up!"

The manager opens his dictionary and sees the following definition for panda: A tree-dwelling marsupial of Asian origin, characterized by distinct black and white coloring. Eats shoots and leaves.

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hahaha
that waz funni!

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puhaha... that was good...

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lolz thats funny

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omg hahahhah

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TAIgrr
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lol. k that was kinda hard to understand but i eventually got it.
nice joke lol
play on words

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lol

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sooo funni!!!!

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hahahahahahaha

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