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Kap
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joke i heard from other forums

ok. there are 4 people in a plane; 1 english, 1 american, 1 japanese, and 1 korean.

one of the planes engines fail, and the weight of the plane is too heavy, that 3 of the 4 people have to jump off.

first, the english man says in his british accent, "i will be the gentleman of the plane and be the first to jump." so he jumps off first.

second, the american guy just jumps out of the plane and yells "GOD BLESS AMERICAAAAAAAAAAAA - AAAHHHHhhh..."

now the japanese guy and korean guy is left, neither of them wanting to jump off.

suprisingly, the korean guy, walks up to the japanese guy, and pushed him off the plane yelling "DAE HAN HIM GOOK!!!"

LMAO

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:huh: :satisfy: :sleepy:

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seohee
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ok??? i dun really get that -_-

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shoujo
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wut is "DAE HAN HIM GOOK!!!" ??
is that korean? i dun understand korean
:sad:

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kboi
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it means the republic of korea so hes pushing the guy off for korea... although its supposed to be Dae Han Min Gook instead of him gook, but i dunno if its spelled that way on purpose cuz of the joke :sleepy:

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GinaDaQueen
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puhaha he pushed the japanese guy off so he could save himself

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Alchemist
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I got this one from this forum



Two Russians, a man and his wife, are walking down a street when the man feels something on his nose.
"that felt like rain" he said to his wife.
"nonsense, it was snow" she replied.
They are arguing about this for some time, when a communist comes by, and says to them "Why don't you ask Comrade Rudolph, and he will tell you if it is rain or snow."
The couple go to Comrade Rudolph, who says "its rain."
The husband is smug, but his wife still disagrees.
"I'm sure its snow" she says.
the man turns to his wife and says, "Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear."

They guy posted this because of a moderator who was a communist and censored lots of posts.

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