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Blonde Jokes
1. A blonde and a brunette are out driving, and the brunette tells the blonde to look out for cops - especially cops with their lights on. After they've been driving for a while, the brunette asks the blonde if she's seen any cops.
"Yes," says the blonde.
"Are their lights on?"
The blonde has to think for a moment, then says, "Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No."
2. How do you know a blonde's having a bad day?
Her tampon's behind her ear and she can't find her pencil
3. How can you tell when a blonde has been baking chocolate chip cookies?
There's M&M shells all over the floor.
4. A blonde walks down the street and sees a banana peel a hundred yards ahead, and she sighs.
"Here we go again."
5. Did you hear about the blonde that tried to blow up her husband's car?
She burned her lips on the tailpipe!
6. What's the difference between a smart blonde and Bigfoot?
Maybe someday we'll find Bigfoot.
okie.... hopefully there's no blonds in here!!!!
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05-01-2002 05:51 PM
<~ credits to huby.. thanx so much! ^^
