the happy couple of male whale and female whale were on a casual swim through the pacific, wehn the male whale spotted the ship with the harpoon that killed his father.

he immediately became furious and sed, "honey, thats the same shipt hat killed my father, i must have revenge"
"but sweetie, thats dangerous, wut if you get hurt"
"don't worry, i have a plan"
and the male whale proceeded to whisper the plan to hte female whale. after much persuasion, she consented and they both swam furiously over to the ship. they swam udner the ship and blew furiously out of their water spouts repeatedly so that the boat rocked and flung the sailors into the sea.

the male whale quickly swam around and ate all hte unfortunate sailors and was having a great time. he noticed that female whale was not doing the same and was off to the side watching, so he sed "honey, cmon do it, its fun!!!"
and she sed
"NO WAY, i agreed to the blow job, but i didn't say i'd swallow the seamen"

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hahhaha corrny

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lol..
that was funni..

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hahahah nice joke seon ho

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