little johnny the troublemaker fell asleep during sunday school. his teacher was angry and decided to embarass him by asking a question she knew he couldn't answer. so she asks the question, "Which part of the body goes to heaven first?" A little girl raises her hand and says "The hands because we hold our hands up to pray." The teacher says excellent answer, can anyone else tell me what body part goes to heaven first? another girl answers "Our heads, because our minds are filled with prayers" The teacher congratulates the girl for giving a good answer. Finally she calls on little johnny. he wakes up confused and everyone laughs at him. The teacher asks the question once again. Johnny thinks to himself for a while then smiles. The teacher says "So which body part goes to heaven first?" Johnny answers "The legs." The teacher asks "Why?" Johnny answers, "because one day i walked into my parents room and my moms legs were straight up like she was floating to heaven and she was saying Oh God Oh God and if it wasn't for my dad pinning here down we would have lost her that day!"

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