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internet addiction
* Tech Support calls "You" for help.
* Someone at work tells you a joke and you say LOL
* When someone says "What did you say?" you reply "Scroll up!"
* You have to get a second phone line just so you can call Domino's
* You have to be pried from your computer with the Jaws-of-Life
* You have a vanity car tag with your screen name on it
* You no longer type with proper punctuation, capitalization, or complete sentences .
* You begin to say heh heh heh instead of laughing
* You know more about your online friends daily routines than you do your own family's.
* You lie to others about your time online and when they complain
* You keep begging your friends to get an account so "we can hang out"
* You meet people from the Internet in public and have no idea what their real name is, so you call them by their screen name
* That your phone was busy you claim it was off the hook
* You have an identity crisis if someone else is using an s/n close to your own
* You would rather tell people your bloodshot eyes are from partying too much instead of the truth (all night online)
* You marry your cyber boyfriend and you both sit at your own computers and chat to each other every night from across the room
* You type messages to people while you are on the phone with them at the same time
* You won't work at a job that doesn't have a modem involved
* You sign on and immediately get 10 messages from people who have you on their buddy lists
* You look at an annoying person off-line and wish you had your ignore button handy
* You have withdrawals if you are away from the puter for more than a few hours
* You use Internet lingo in everyday life (if you still have one...hehehe)
* Your buddy list has over 100 people on it
* You wake up in the morning and the first thing you do is get on-line before you have your first cup of coffee
* You wait 6 hours online for a certain "special" person to sign on
* You don't know where the time has gone
* You end sentences with three (or more) periods while writing letters in pen/pencil.
* Your relationship online has gone farther than any real one you have had
* You get up at 2am to go the bathroom but go turn on your computer instead
* You don't even notice anymore when someone has a typo
* When you enter a room and 23 people greet you with {{{Hugs}}} or ***Kisses***
* You stop typing whole words and use things like ppl, dunno and lemme
* Your voicemail/answering machine message is "BRB, leave your s/n and I will TTYL"
* You type faster than you think
* Being called a newbie is a *MAJOR* insult
* You are on the phone for a min. and need to do something else you say "BRB" or "BBL"
* You spend at least 30 minutes making sure you say good-bye to everyone in a chat room
yeah, it might not be very funny but if you're bored...
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12-06-2003 01:16 AM
lol nah i'm a n00b
