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liL komA xP
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50years later....

A husband and wife are celebrating their 50th anniversary. That night the wife approaches her husband wearing the exact same sexy little negligee she wore on their wedding night. She looks at her husband and says, "Honey, Do you remember this?"

He looks up at her and says, "Yes dear, I do. You wore that same negligee the night we were married."

She says, "Yes, that's right. Do you remember what you said to me that night."

He nods and says, "Yes dear, I still remember."

"Well, what was it?"

she asks.

He responds, "Well honey, as I remember, I said, "Ohhhhhhhhh Baby, I'm going to suck the life out of those big tits and screw your brains out."

She giggles and says, "Yes honey, that's it. That's exactly what you said. So, now it's 50 years later, I'm in the same negligee I wore that night. What do you have to say tonight?"

Again he looks up at her and looks her up and down and replies, " Mission Accomplished."

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HAHAHAHAHAHA

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i dont get it

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hahah

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liL komA xP
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da guy said 50 years ago dat he would suck her stuff out of her......nd now da wonmen is old nd wrinkley...never mind..its hard to explain.. -.-;;

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hahahahahahah....madd funny

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hahaha <----falls off chair

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haha but... awww :sad:

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quote:
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i dont get it


yea me neither

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quote:
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i dont get it


me either.....

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Talking hahahahaha!!!

it's not too hard to understand


and it's very very funny

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hahahahaahahaha
nice joke won
this is ak

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quote:
Originally posted by TAIgrr
i dont get it

quote:
Originally posted by castle outsider
yea me neither

quote:
Originally posted by AZN Pinoy BOI
me either.....


dude you guys are slow :huh:

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hahha funny!

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