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A boss a secretary and why she was fired
WHY I FIRED MY SECRETARY
Two weeks ago, was my forty-fifth birthday and I wasn’t feeling to hot that morning. I went in to breakfast knowing that my wife would be pleasant and say ‘Happy Birthday’ and probably have a present for me, but she didn’t even say ‘Good Morning’, let alone say ‘Happy Birthday’.
I said, well that’s wives for you. The children will remember. The children came into breakfast and didn’t say a word, and when I started to the office I was feeling pretty low and despondent.
As I walked into the office Janet (my secretary) said, ‘Good morning boss, Happy Birthday’ and I felt a little better that someone had remembered.
About noon, Janet knocked on my door and said ‘You know, it’s such a beautiful day and it is your birthday, let’s go to lunch, just you and I’. I said, ‘By George, that’s the greatest thing I have heard all day. let’s go’. We went to lunch. We didn’t go were we normally go, we went out into the country to a little private place. We had two Martinis and enjoyed lunch tremendously. On the way back to the office she said, ‘You know, it’s such a beautiful day and we don’t need to go back to the office, do we ?’. I said ‘No, I expect not’. She said, ‘Let’s go by my flat and I will fix you another Martini’.
We went to her flat, we enjoyed another Martini and smoked a cigarette, then she said, ‘Boss, if you don’t mind, I think I will go into the bedroom and slip into something more comfortable’. I didn’t mind this at all.
Off she went into the bedroom, and after about ten minutes out she came, carrying a big birthday cake, followed by my wife and children. All were singing ‘Happy Birthday’ and there I stood, Stark Bollock Naked !!!
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11-21-2002 02:47 AM
