A Chinese Joke
hehe this is a joke from my friend:
There is a family of chinese people: a mom, a dad, and a boy. They took a vacation at San Fransico. So they eat too many beans for dinner so the dad says
"I don't fell so good," so he goes to sleep.
The next thing he knows there is green mist comin out of his but. In morning they can't find the boy so they decide to jus leave without him. So when they get home they see their son he at home sittin. They ask him how'd he get home fast.
"Me chinese, me think fast, me stick cork up daddy's ass so he fart and me go zoom and end up home.", replies the little boy.
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