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Suicidal Wing / 1000th Post
last night i went to pick up my friend from planet wings and i got a soda and chilled there for a little while and another one of my friends came. they dared me to get a suicidal wing and said if i did that i could get a tryout at this kids dads business. well i ate the wing and at first i thought that it wasnt that bad and took another bite. then it hit me. i quickly finished the wing and it felt like i had no tongue left, or atleast scarred remains of a tongue. well i bought a large hiC and just kept drinking cause the hot went away for a second when i drank it. when we got to the kids house i threw up all over his yard and some of it got in my eye which made it burn and fell all disgusting. then we went inside and i looked in the mirror and saw that i had a rash on my mouth and under my eye. i went downstairs and saw that girls had come over while i was upstairs so i was like fuck. i went back upstairs and washed my face hoping by some chance it would clear up. it didnt so i grabbed 2 beers and laid down so i wouldnt hafta get up for a while. another kid came and told me that i should go to the hospital cause i was all puffing up and stuff in my face. all i really cared about tho was not looking like a loser in from of every1 who was around. i kept drinking and somehow it all went away. i was like alcohol relly is the cure for everything. ok the moral of this story is dont eat suicidal wings from planet wings even if your friends give you money and stuff. its not worth it.
and on that note, this is my 1000th post. i wish there was an online clock of how long the total time for me on this site has been. damn 1000 posts. . . thats a lot.
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04-27-2003 06:08 PM
ah well hope youre alright but it sounded funny so yea..
