Three old men are talking about their aches, pains and bodily functions.
One 70-year-old says, 'I have this problem. I wake up every morning at seven and it takes me 20 minutes to pee.'
An 80-year-old says, 'My case is worse. I get up at eight and I sit there and grunt and groan for half an hour before I finally have a bowel movement.'
The 90-year-old says, 'At seven I pee like a horse. At eight I crap like a cow'
'So what's your problem?' asked the others.
'I don't wake up until nine.'
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hab a nice day
Registered: Oct 2002
Location: Yacktown
Posts: 62
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haha...thats nasty
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you say u a gangsta,
but you never pop nothin'
you say u a wangsta,
and u need to stop frontin',
u been to the dealership,
but u ain't cop nothin',
u been hustlin' a long time,
and you never got nothin;.
11-15-2002 11:37 PM
hahahahaha!!!
